WHY DOES PATRICKS CHEST HAIR MAKE ME SO HAPPY?? WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE WHEN I SEE YOUR CHEST HAIRE??????? I JUST?

blowfob:

highlights of this video/reasons u need to watch it:

  • his dorky astronaut boots r bigger than his head
  • liTTLE man but BIG hip movements
  • his voice is lower than the marianas trench
  • giant hip boop at 0:47
  • BIG BIG BULGE at 1:08
  • violin miming 1:11
  • those damn fingerless gloves
  • sass at 1:58
  • tight pants B)
  • how he froze and grunted
  • SWEATY SWEATY STUmp
  • hes so tiNY and jumpy like a toddler but a bit more sensual
  • long note + derp face 3:30
  • u can see that hes putting his all in every note he sings and every exaggerated hip thrust he makes and it’s so darn precious